"A patriarchy is where men control 100% of positions of power. A matriarchy is where men control anything less than that."
- MRA logic
I hate final drafts. I already wrote the “rough draft.” what are you expecting to me to change? Do you think it’s gonna be magically better if I waste an additional three hours on it because I can guarantee it won’t be BECAUSE I ALREADY WROTE IT THE FIRST TIME.
Go from $300 to $20. Thanks, tuition! If it wasn’t for that damn loan, I wouldn’t even go next semester.
yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore
Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons
Magnificent book cabinet in the Château de Chantilly
This is important. Stop big cat hunting. This literally is making me cry.
The way the lion tries to shut out the light…
:Why would you shoot it?
This. So much this.
Daniel Radcliffe’s as Igor in Frankenstein
so basically what harry would have looked like if lily had married snape
what harry would have looked like if lily had married snape
I need spoons that are more like mini shovels. My mom keeps looking at me funny for using the serving ware.
- The Origins of Agent Coulson
- Coulson’s Favorite Story
- Coulson and the Asgardians
Iron Man 2
- Coulson Watches Supernanny and Other Stuff Happens
- Coulson Gets Shit Done and People Run Around in Silly Costumes
double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.