just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves
Rojo the llama is the furriest, kindest, prettiest creature I’ve ever had the pleasure of sharing a carrot with
When you somehow save an unknown number in your phone under your friend’s name and it’s awkward as fuck.
Do you ever put on an outfit and then think “wow this would look so much nicer if I wasn’t such a fat piece of shit” because same
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
make a movie.
the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things
Cast Amy Poehler